For the last three weeks,
every time I turn on blogger,
I find the new design thing
Tonight is the night
I will use a new design.
For the next three hours
I try every template
I play with colours
I make the page 3 columns
I add pictures to fill up the empty spaces
My header won't centre!
I don't like the colour down the side!
The font won't work!
The colours are dull!
I need a new header
and paint won't do what I want
I delete the whole lot.
Think about what I want to post.
Look up at the clock,
and those three hours
I thought I had been here
It has been five hours
and if I don't go to bed soon
I will be useless tomorrow!!!!
So no post again.
I wonder if I need to get very brave
and find someone
who can tell me how to make it the way I want!
It's really quite embarrassing
to have once been a designer
and then to own the dullest blog on the block
(not looking for compliments here)
We need a bloggy school where all the hints
and ideas are in one place
I am fine until they start speaking
computer instead of English
You know how they have the piece on the bottom of a page
that say something like
did this answer your question!
then you press no
(because you have absolutely no idea what the page said)
and up pops another little survey
and absolutely nothing changes
Does anyone else have this problem?
Am I just totally computer ignorant?
Have I just made this all too hard for myself?
PS. Tomorrow I will try again!!!!!!!