A long, long whinge!!!!!!

For the last three weeks,

every time I turn on blogger,

I find the new design thing

Tonight,

I say

Tonight is the night

I will use a new design.

For the next three hours 

I try every template

I play with colours

I preview

I make the page 3 columns

I preview

I add pictures to fill up the empty spaces

I preview

My header won't centre!

I don't like the colour down the side!

The font won't work!

The colours are dull!

I need a new header

and paint won't do what I want

 whinge!

Whinge

Whinge!

Whinge!

I delete the whole lot.

Think about what I want to post.

Look up at the clock,

 and those three hours 

I thought I had been here

Forget it!!!!

It has been five hours 

and if I don't go to bed soon

I will be useless tomorrow!!!!

So no post again.

I wonder if I need to get very brave

 and find someone

 who can tell me how to make it the way I want!

It's really quite embarrassing

 to have once been a designer

 and then to own the dullest blog on the block

 (not looking for compliments here)

We need a bloggy school where all the hints

and ideas are in one place

IN LANGUAGE

old people can understand!

I am fine until they start speaking

computer instead of English

You know how they have the piece on the bottom of a page

 that say something like

did this answer your question!

Yes O

No  O

then you press no

(because you have absolutely no idea what the page said)

 and up pops another little survey

and absolutely nothing changes

Does anyone else have this problem?

Am I just totally computer ignorant?

Have I just made this all too hard for myself?

Goodnight

PS. Tomorrow I will try again!!!!!!!